wanna buy some drugs
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
- horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
- girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
someone on the street: hoe
me: *turn around*
acting cool but checking out the booty like
*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*